January 2009
would you rather...
tinaathena:
… date somebody with really bad jaundice (in their eyes!) or date somebody who often gave you slivers when you touched them???
jaundice.
Kid Attacks Mom With Taco After She Disconnects...
homecoming:
thedailywhat:
Zachary Moir of Deltona, FL, got into an argument with his mother after refusing her calls to come down for supper.
Dena Moir says she entered her son’s room and unplugged his Xbox, to which he responded by pushing her and calling her a name.
Zachary approached his mom some time later while she was cooking tacos and continued his assault. Dena charges that he...
Smile! Polaroid is Saved!
zzellers:
karenabad:
(link to The Independent via Cam)
“For a generation, the Polaroid camera gave near-instant pleasure to millions of users around the world, chronicling everything from births and weddings to the downright explicit. But when digital photography came along in the 1990s – with instant images and the ability to edit and delete pictures before they see the light of day –...
Girl, 13, sends 14,528 texts in a month →
sabino:
A California father says he discovered his 13-year-old daughter sent 484 text messages per day last month — one message every 2 minutes of every waking hour….
woah. i thought me sending 50ish on friday was bad.
YES! →
elkman:
(via iheartit)
seriously bffs.
Jessica: BOOOOOO
i have only had a grande americano today
i am starving
but have no money and there is no food in the kitchen
me: i am also very hungry
Jessica: what can i eat?
send me food
me:
Jessica: i cant eat heats! id be a cannibal!
gross
me: hHah, animal hearts?
Jessica: SICK
like a cow's heart?
or..
omg a kitten heart?
i'd rather eat my own heart then eat a kittens heart
if i ate my own heart maybe i would not feetl
feel
me: hahahahahahahahaha
seriously lol
Top 5ives
iamaaron:
devobot:
bearslair:
DEVOTRON SEZ;
Makin’ lists is a great way to waste time. AND WAISTING TIME IS A GREAT WEIGH TO PUT ON SOME POUNDS
Top 5 Shirts
1. cm white tee with black lace print
2. black aa deep v 3. floral h&m tee 4. grey half button up 5. other deep v’s are the only other shirts i wear? Top 5 Sweaters 1. duh, cm yellow cardigan 2. the same one but in black...